Thursday, July 30, 2009

Welcome to the world, tiny potato babies. (I might have heat stroke. Help me.)

It's still really hot here, and it's making me a bit batty. Battier. Which might be why I decided at 10 p.m. last night that I should probably go outside and dump out my potato container. And look what I found! Those sure as hell weren't in there when I filled the pot with dirt. In all honesty, I think that only one of my three plants actually produced any spuds - and if you plopped these little beauties onto a scale, it's likely that the three "seed potatoes" that I planted actually held more starchy mass than what I dug up. But does that matter? No. Because these potatoes are new and different, and I made them. And it will be me who single-handedly ends them with a knob of butter and some chives. I'm pretty much a potato God.

It's the heat. Really.

Update: It's leveled off to a cool 94 degrees. Hallelujah.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

The Real Zinger Acres + Heat. Unbearable Heat.

I just got back to Portland after spending a few days in Minnesota on my family's dairy farm. I have all sorts of stories for you, but there's one problem. It's 106 degrees. In the Pacific Northwest. Which translates to 170 degrees in what would be reality-based temperature land. This means that it's at least 95 degrees in my apartment with the gigantic but un-openable windows, so I've been hopping from one air-conditioned space to the next. Please enjoy this video of some of my favorite gals back home, and I'll see you again once this meteorological absurdity passes, which I'll determine when I can sit on my couch without my legs becoming fused to it.

Monday, July 20, 2009

The apron, revisited.

I bet you thought I'd moved on. Well, not quite. I stitched up this topless, shamrock wonder for one of my best pals, who recently transplanted herself from Madison, WI to the middle of NYC. Trust me, her photo styling and clever wardrobe choices make this little smock look far more darling than it does on its own.

I started with a Simplicity "It's So Easy" pattern (kudos to them for not cashing in on the obvious pun) but soon found that I have zero patience for double fold bias tape. None. In fact, I think it's pretty worthless. So I improvised, which at my beginner level, is bit cocky. For the most part, the project turned out OK. I am pleased with my first stab at pleats, but the straps ended up looking fairly ghetto. If I could go back in time, I'd trust my instincts and make them inside out, like I learned in my sewing class.

Oh well. At least the subpar portion lends itself easily to hiding. I just hope this creation serves the purpose I intended, and makes a new home in a new place a bit more cozy and warm for a dear, dear lady who deserves warmth and comfort. And cute kitchen outfits.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Etsy droolin'

Hi friends. I apologize for the lack of action here lately, summer has swept me away to a land of bike rides and happy hours and impromptu camping trips, and for the most part, I'm OK with this. Just falling a bit behind on general life-tasks; like dish-washing, and toenail-clipping and bike chain-lubricating. You get the idea. Please accept this list of things from Etsy that I'm currently lusting after as a real post, and I'll be back soon with the real thing.

Sparrow Necklace by MDsparks. You should get one, we'll be twinnies.

Logs. Print by GollyBard. I want this bad.

Terra cotta earrings by betsy3. I don't care if they're as heavy as marbles and they make my earlobes droopy.

Cute little day-brightening card by thebeautifulproject. When I'm not ogling this seller's cute paper products I'm trolling around her food blog, also worth a looksie.

Happy summer everyone! Soak it up.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

My landlord may have tried to drop a subtle hint.

I came home from work yesterday to find this big-ass Rhododendron planted smack in the middle of Zinger Acres. At least they took the time to move and replace my containers when they were finished, but this definitely throws off the sunshine plan. I have to assume that the potatoes, wherever they are back there, are thoroughly confused.

And yes, my butter crisp lettuce bolted. Big time. Although no longer edible, it looks kind of impressive, and I'm OK with my failure looking impressive.

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Berries. More of them.

We've entered phase 2 of Oregon berry splendor, which marks the arrival raspberries and blueberries to the party. In celebration of this, I went berry picking for the first time, and it was sooo much fun. What took me this long, I have no idea. It combines some of my favorite pastimes: standing in fields, touching berries, sunshine, and thrift.

After spending a couple of hours at the Sauvie Island Farms U-Pick, we ended up with over 5 pounds of blueberries and raspberries. (For $10!) I've got big plans for these little fruits.

I froze most of them, laying them out on a cookie sheet in the freezer for a few hours before bagging them up, but set aside some blueberries to use right away to test drive a recipe from a new cookbook that I'm really excited about: The Big Sur Bakery Cookbook. During the epic camping trip I went on earlier this year, I got to experience this place in the flesh, and it blew my mind.

So far, the cookbook has delivered the same results. I followed their scone recipe, and whipped up some of the blueberry variety. They were fantastic, if you like butter. And if you don't, you really don't have any business reading this blog.

Scones via Big Sur Bakery:

1 cup fresh berries
1 cup (2 sticks!) cold, unsalted butter, cubed
3 1/2 cups all purpose flour
1 cup granulated sugar
1 Tb. baking powder
2 t baking soda
1 1/2 t kosher salt
2 Tb. vanilla extract
3/4 cup buttermilk
1/4 cup turbinado sugar

About 2 hours before making the scones, scatter the berries on a cookie sheet and pop them in the freezer. Put the cubed butter, flour, granulated sugar, baking powder, baking soda and salt in a mixing bowl, and but this in the freezer too, for 30 minutes. Put your baking rack in the middle position and preheat the oven to 375. Line a baking sheet with parchment paper.

Using a pastry cutter, work the chilled ingredients together in the bowl until the butter cubes are the size of peas, and make a little well in the center. Combine the vanilla and buttermilk together in a separate bowl, then pour it into the well. Mix this up with a wooden spoon to form a shaggy mass, then add the frozen berries and gently mix them in, trying not to crush them.

To shape the scones, place a 3-inch round cookie or biscuit cutter on one corner of the baking sheet, then take a handful of dough and press it into the cutter, patting it down so the top of the scone is flat. Pull the cutter off the sheet, leaving the scone behind, and repeat, keeping the scones well-spaced; they just about double in size. Sprinkle the tops with the turbinado sugar and bake for 15 - 20 minutes - until they're golden brown along the sides but still tender inside. Transfer them to a cooling rack and wait 10 minutes before gobbling.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Excess Baggage

I can't stop. Say hello to the cowboy bag and the let's-go-on-a-picnic tote. The wild west option has a liner and pocket, one sized specifically to hold you-know-what.